“I’ve gotten pretty bad tattoos before. Everybody knows I have the ratchet-iest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. I don’t know what I was thinking,” Rob Kardashian ex-girlfriend Adrienne Bailon recently said on daytime talk show The Real, which is like The View but with butt tattoos and Tamera Mowry. “It’s awful. Ten-letter last name, Kardashian. [crowd oooh-s] It’s pretty bad, yeah. Now that is a ratchet tattoo. I made a very bad decision. Don’t follow my example.” The tattoo says “Robert A. Kardashian” and she’s in the process of removing it with lasers.