Kate Upton, who’s been single for an amazingly long time considering her legions of panting fans, may have a new boyfriend. According to the Post, she was “holding hands” with Dancing With the Stars’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy, mercifully known as Maks (or “the really hot dancer guy”), on Monday night. According to the source, “They seemed pretty open about their relationship,” although they avoided getting their picture taken together. Congratulations, Maks. Whether this is true or not, you just became the most envied male dancer since Benjamin Millepied. What does Upton’s ex-boyfriend’s grandpa have to say about this development, hm?