Things you don’t expect to see at Vera Wang: twerking, a knife fight, or former Real Housewife of D.C. Michaele “White House Crasher” Salahi and her fiancé, Journey’s Neal Schon. Fortunately, only the latter appeared at Vera Wang on Tuesday morning, when the ex-Bravolebrity and her man swept into the venue, posed for photos, and then disappeared. We never saw where they ended up sitting, which means that this is probably the point at which we should make the joke that they crashed.
There was overlap between the Vera celebs and the front row at Badgley Mischka beforehand, in the form of engaged duo John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. At Badgley, they sat down the way from Niki Taylor — “OMG, she’s so PRETTY” one reporter fangirled— and Petra Nemcova, who wore a fabulous chartreuse dress. The perpetually canoodling Teigen and Legend (he watched the whole show with a hand on her leather-clad knee) posed for pictures with Teigen on Legend’s lap, then called Petra over to perch on his other knee. Does that mean we can say we witnessed a Fashion Week threesome? Day Six is a good time for hyperbole, right?
Sadly, at Vera, we didn’t see Teigen and Legend proposition anyone. In fairness, their only options were Giuliana Rancic, Israeli TV presenter–model–socialite–perpetual Cannes invitee Hofit Golan (who taped the entire show on a camcorder), and Knicks center Tyson Chandler. And while Chandler certainly is handsome, he was attending with his wife, which may have been a knee-perching-threesome buzzkill. Better luck next show, you guys.
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