After six years together, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom “have recently decided to formalize their separation,” E! reports. That’s publicist for “broke up.” So you can go ahead and ignore all that marriage advice Kerr recently gave Cosmo about coming home and putting on a silk robe and red lipstick and letting your man do something for you, because you don’t need to be the boss all the time. Bloom is currently in Romeo and Juliet on Broadway. Since cutting ties with Victoria’s Secret, Kerr has been working on her organic skin-care line, practicing her affirmations, and, reportedly, plotting a move into acting. They will continue to raise their super-cute son, Flynn, together.