the ghost of gaga

And Today, Lady Gaga Wore Kleenex

Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.

After wearing goodness knows what on her head yesterday, Lady Gaga left her hotel in Berlin again this afternoon, this time for a quick trip to the Berlin Wall. Because she was visiting a serious national monument, she wore a dress that looked like tiers of Kleenex (just sheer enough to show her nipples and a flesh-toned thong underneath), plus a fluffy blonde wig, white makeup, and white paint on her hands and legs. She also went barefoot, perhaps because she wanted to clamber atop the wall itself — not an easy feat in Armadillo shoes — and wave her hands in the air like a woman possessed. Oh, and last night she wore a mustache to a club. When you’re Lady Gaga, every day is Halloween, and not even in a fun way at all anymore.

And Today, Lady Gaga Wore Kleenex