At Selfridges last night, Victoria Beckham told a roomful of customers (and British Vogue) that most of her staff members have seen her in various states of undress. But it’s all in the name of quality control, of course! “I try everything on — but it’s getting less pleasant for them over the years,” she said of her employees who get to watch her do so. Oh, chortle, British modesty. She could always repay them by having David wander about the office in his underwear, which would surely do wonders for workplace morale.