egg agents

The Egg Agents Are Coming for You

People who recruit desirable women to donate their eggs to parents who are struggling with infertility are called “egg agents.”

This is a frightening, Invasion of the Body Snatchers-level, nightmare-inducing phrase. The egg agents are onto you. The egg agents aren’t pleased you haven’t returned their call. The egg agents would like your harvest.

Please consider re-branding, so that our eyes don’t automatically bulge in terror when we see this phrase.

The Egg Agents Are Coming for You