Hey, why not treat yourself? For only $3,000, you can get a tiny platinum heart implanted in your eyeball. The “Safesight jewelry” procedure, offered by Dr. Emil Chynn of Park Avenue Laser Vision, involves making a little incision in your sclera and inserting a thin piece of platinum into your eye. Don’t be concerned that the cosmetic surgery has yet to receive FDA approval. Fox News reports that the surgery is actually “pretty safe,” and Dr. Chynn says that the local bleeding will “go away in a couple days or a couple weeks.” Oh perfect, does it come in rose-gold?