Have you ever faced the world, tears streaming down your face, and thought to yourself: What would Karl Lagerfeld think? Neither have we. But now, you can come pretty close: Karl’s Magic 8 Ball, located on the Cut’s Facebook page, gives you the power to ask the multitasking German designer absolutely anything. All it takes is a quick virtual shake of the ball, and the man behind the sunglasses will spout out a gem from his glimmering bounty of memorable phrases. Our personal favorite: “I’m not a chambermaid whom you can ring at every moment.” Head over to the Cut’s Facebook page and hit “Like” to begin asking — and prepare to receive the best Karl-isms tailored to your life.