Zoe Saldana’s husband Marco Perego has a large tattoo of a pretty woman’s face on his forearm. Do you know which pretty woman’s face it is? Well, we don’t know, either, but it looks a lot like Saldana’s pretty face. There’s also some tiny text by this tattoo.
Maybe Perego has a Memento situation going on. Or maybe it’s a 50 First Dates thing, where he wakes up next to Saldana each day and is like, WHO ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU? And each morning Saldana pats his still-fedoraless head and says, Darling, sweet Marco. Just look at your arm, you handsome dummy. There’s a note about how we love each other and we got married and a tattoo of my face to prove it’s me.
Anyway, how is Perego going to “Wino Forever” this ink stain if they ever break-up? Maybe he could add a mustache to the sketch and make it funny. Or an eye-mask and make her Lady Justice or something. He’s got lots of options.