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HE WORE GLASSES. Swoooooooooooon. Photo: Getty Images
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Because he had the same bowl cut as the boy you liked in middle school. Plus: This picture exists .
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His trademark “strong jawline and bold blue eyes.” According to IMDB. Photo: Getty Images
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He's bros with Robert Redford. And George Clooney. And bears . Photo: Corbis
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He was the original hot vampire. Sorry, R.Patz, but Interview With the Vampire 's Louis was our first blood-sucking crush.
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He sometimes looks like a yeti. But that ain't no thang to Brad Pitt.
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He's gone blond. Haven't we all made an impulsive hair choice and regretted it? Photo: Getty Images
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He's gone blond twice. Okay, sometimes we don't learn our lesson the first time, either.
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His butt in
A River Runs Through It. Go back and watch it. Seriously. Photo: Getty Images
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Because we loved him and Gwyenth Paltrow together. They were just so pretty. Photo: Getty Images
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He had a whole "bad boy" phase. Or at least the look .
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He looks great in boxers. Like, real great. Photo: Everett Collection
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Because this exists. So much yes. Photo: Getty Images
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His epic dance moves. Proof here. Photo: Everett Collection
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He dated Juliette Lewis. And wasn't opposed to the prom pose.
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... Or cornrows. Got to love a man who supports his girl friend's questionable style choices. Photo: Getty Images
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He reportedly took Greek lessons to surprise Jennifer Aniston's family. Oh, romance. Photo: Getty Images
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He looks good in a skirt. Hello, QUADS. Photo: Corbis
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He isn't afraid to show his emotions. Who doesn't love a little love? Photo: Getty Images
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He loves a good couples' haircut. Photo: Getty Images
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And matching outfits. Not to mention the cool matching sunglasses. Photo: Getty Images
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He makes a soul patch and goatee combo look good. The only time it's ever happened ever. Photo: Getty Images
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He's always eating. In literally every scene from the Ocean's movies.
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And apparently is always eating in real life, too. We love that. Photo: Getty Images
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He has a strong sense of style. Though we prefer him in a suit . Photo: Getty Images
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He's a trendsetter. He totally aligned himself with the Nets before Jay Z decided they were cool.
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He studied journalism at the University of Missouri at Columbia. Mmm, those writer types. Photo: Getty Images
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He hates golf. And that's definitely a turn on. Photo: Getty Images
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This hairdo. In Johnny Suede . Photo: Getty Images
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He has six children. SIX.
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He enjoys a good bun. Photo: Getty Images
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He always looks good, even as a wax figure. Creepy or hot?
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ABS. On Vanity Fair .
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ABS. In Kalifornia .
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ABS. In Thelma & Louise . Photo: Getty Images
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ABS. In Troy . Photo: Everett Collection
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ABS. In Dark Side of the Sun .
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ABS. In The Favor .
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ABS. In Fight Club . Photo: Everett Collection
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ABS. In Snatch .
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He's 50 years old. And still super, super hot.
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