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Beyoncé Wears Cow Print, Displays Sense of Humor

Beyoncé spent the majority of Week One of her vegan challenge wearing clothes that go against all the ethics of being an actual vegan. Last week, she wore a pizza outfit and a fur-and-suede combo. And this weekend, to have lunch at a vegan restaurant, she wore a cow-print sweater. Either Beyoncé lacks any kind of self-awareness, or she really wanted to piss off her new vegan brethren. But, wait — putting on a cow print sweater to dine on seitan is actually hilarious. Beyoncé! You made a joke! You’re funny!

There is no doubt that Beyoncé is a singing, dancing, hair-flipping machine — emphasis on the machine part — but of all Bey’s superhuman qualities, she seems to lack some basic human ones. Like an ability to make or take a joke. Until now. Perhaps her pepperoni crop top and cowhide sweater indicate a subtle, sarcastic, academic dissection of celebrity, an awareness of her own ridiculous actions, a subtle middle finger to us for caring. Really brilliant stuff here. And it’s not just vegan hunger psychosis — she has endured many a punishing diet and never once displayed a drop of humor — the Beyoncé brand of hilarity emerged when she first started wearing fake nipple leotards onstage.

The 22-day challenge will probably end with Beyoncé wearing Lady Gaga’s famed meat dress and a floor-length mink. PETA, you’ve been warned.

Beyoncé Wears Cow Print, Displays Sense of Humor