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The Best New Christmas Song Is SNL’s ‘(Do It on My) Twin Bed’

On this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, the women of SNL sang the ballad of Christmas copulation: “(Do It on My) Twin Bed.” It’s an anthem about the sheepish trickiness of being a grown person and simply trying to have romantic times with your significant other while at your parents’ house for the holidays. This video has got all the first-rate details about the uncomfortable logistics:

Can’t fully undress in case your parents come through/just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh

Also: All the women of SNL make a damn good girl group! Someone get them an album deal and assign them all the awkward topics.

Best New Holiday Song Is ‘Do It on My Twin Bed’