While in Miami to celebrate Art Basel, Lindsay Lohan found herself at the center of an attack on Paris Hilton’s younger brother, Barron. He was reportedly expressing anti-Lohan sentiments to Lohan’s boy, Ray Lemoine. Barron said that while Lemoine was punching him, Lohan yelled, “You talk shit about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get!” Paris commented on her younger brother’s Instagram post of his injured face: “They both will pay for what they did. No one fucks with my family and gets away with it!!” It is a tabloid daydream come to life.
Despite the allegations and Paris’s hit threats, Lohan continued to do what she does best: She “refused to lay low.” She attended a handful of parties, though appeared only to text at all of them.
Remember, all these young people were in Miami to celebrate Art. And for this batch, tabloid performances are a medium. Don’t be a philistine.