New Year’s Eve: The holiday where you put on your most blinding dress, drink too much Champagne, spend all of your money on cabs, and everyone pretends they’re having the best time. In reality, New Year’s is often the worst time because of all that pressure to have fun. But since it’s a festive way to say peace out to 2013 and a great excuse to wear some fancy shoes, we’re all for buying into it and celebrating tonight.
When you’re deciding which sparkly dress to wear:
When you’re the only one at the party wearing sparkles:
When you realize it’s 9 p.m. and you’re drunk:
When the Champagne cork injures someone:
When you have three dinners because you can’t wait until 10 p.m. to eat:
When you realize you’re actually a genius after your third drink:
When you have to wait in line for an hour to get to the “open bar”:
When you realize you paid $200 to be at this party and it’s actually the worst:
When you’re racing to get to the next party before midnight:
When it’s time to whip out your best dance moves:
When the irrational midnight-kiss anxiety sets in:
When you identify someone to kiss and decide to make a slick move:
When you plant your sexiest kiss on your chosen partner and just know 2014 is going to be a good year:
