Zoe Saldana Might Be in the Market for Some Boobs

In the February issue of Lucky magazine, Zoe Saldana explains that when it comes to body image, the grass is always greener — or in her case, the cup-size is always more robust — on the other side: “You always want what you don’t have. My whole life I’ve been obsessed with breasts. I love them. I don’t like fake things, but I wouldn’t mind buying myself a pair before I die.”

Saldana, whose modelesque physique raised controversy when Allure printed her weight on the cover of its June issue, also goes on to defend droopy breasts: “When I hear men say, ‘I don’t want droopy breasts,’ I think, I’m sorry, you’re not really a man.” She also reveals that she dresses so people don’t offer her help: “I like looking strong. I don’t need someone to open the door for me. I can open a jar!” We appreciate the sentiment, but we can only imagine that dressing to open a jar would look something like this.

Zoe Saldana Might Be in the Market for Boobs