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Lindsay Lohan Terrified Her Tasteful, Professional Nude Photos Will Leak

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Lindsay Lohan steals and is stolen from with unusual karmic regularity. According to TMZ, the actress and grand larcenist’s laptop was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, where she had traveled for the Sohu Fashion Festival. Lohan is reportedly willing to do “whatever it takes” to get the computer back because it has embarrassing stuff on it, like her private correspondence with Woody Allen (ever heard of him?) and nude photos. But not, like, ScarJo-y, bathroom-mirror naked selfies. These professional portraits were “from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released.” Wouldn’t it be a disaster if all those got out?

Lohan Scared Professional Nudes Will Leak