If you believe the press releases, there’s a growing body of research (funded largely by beauty and teabag companies) suggesting that, when it comes to sex, we can kind of take it or leave it. Hot cup of lovin’? According to surveys, we would prefer a warm mug of tea or perhaps a car. Are respondents having terrible sex? Are they virgins? We do not know. But we guess that the moment you get restored service on your iPhone after getting off the subway is kind of akin to an orgasm.
Here’s the list of things people supposedly like more than having sex. Oh, and happy Valentine’s Day, Tiger:
1. Sleep
2. Moisturizer
6. Television
7. Smartphones
9. Computers, laptop or otherwise
10. Car ownership
13. Reading a book
14. Snuggly pets (over their partners)
15. Paperwork
16. Bacon
18. Chocolate
19. Food in general
