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Lucky Purity Ring for Sale on eBay Will Get You Laid

This $5, “gently used,” virginity-declaring purity ring has a double band and is etched with “True Love Will Wait.” It’s also “no longer needed,” according to its eBay seller, who is reportedly some kind of feminism/sexuality rabble-rouser.” Bid high: Proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood, and, besides, it’s not as if a ring loses any of its inherent value just because it has previously served this totally natural function for another person. On the contrary, “this ring will bring you good luck!”

This Lucky Purity Ring Will Get You Laid