Guys, it's time for us to talk.
Here are the correct emoji representations of male and female genitalia.
Set the mood.
His rocket ship is ready for your tunnel of love.
Hint at the peep show that awaits.
For when the eggplant meets the peach in just the right way.
Caution: This may suggest "overcompensation."
The sad garden-snake-as-phallus speaks sad volumes.
Use repetition to suggest movement.
The disembodied tongue says, Keep going, like that.
For the truly uninhibited.
Note: Emoji face is displeased with poor aim.
This does not adequately convey the pleasure of the sext.
Varied finger positions make a more convincing sales pitch.
The subtle impression of synchronized genital stimulation.
His 'n' hers.
Hers 'n' hers.
Subtext: We'll never get clean, because we're getting so dirty.
Hand to ass, pretty self-explanatory. A slightly intimidating request.
An inviting response to "What are you doing right now?"
Look, the kids on Vine are doing it. Who knows what people are into.
If your sext recipient reads this as "camel-ing," find a more worthy sex partner.
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