Now that a pair of humans have unpaired themselves in a mindful manner, everyone is looking for clues. Were there any signs? Could we have predicted this? Oh, who knows, people are people and relationships are hard — but one item of gossip seems particularly noteworthy. At around 4 a.m., June 2013, Chris Martin tasted of the forbidden fruit: He ordered and likely consumed an Oreo milkshake. Dairy. Junk food. Junk-food-themed dairy. Likely served in plastic. We are all but weak humans in the face of Goop rules.