Mary-Kate Olsen has revealed the first tangible sign of her engagement to her long-time boyfriend, French banker Olivier Sarkozy, brother of Nicolas. What sign is that, you ask: Does she have a fresh glow upon her face and a spring in her swagger? No, no, you foolish romantic — she was wearing an absolutely burdensome ring on her left hand. This ring is joke-level large. Great Scott, it’s huge and gilded and flashy and blingy and all of that business. Anyway, she’s engaged! The best to them.