Lack of Sex Is Making Miranda Kerr’s Muscles Atrophy

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Even if you’re a model, sometimes being a single woman is tough. Recently-divorced Miranda Kerr, who was photographed by Mario Testino for this month’s GQ, admits that though she is “dating and loving it” since her split with Orlando Bloom, she’s not a one-night stand kind of gal — which is starting to affect her general muscle tone. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned,” she says. “The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get.”

While recent discoveries reveal that sex only counts as moderate exercise, Kerr seems to have found a way to maximize the workout. First, she uses her sex partner as a personal trainer of sorts: “I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way,” she says. She also enjoys sex in unusual locations, which probably ups the calorie-burning factor. “I’ve had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together.” So, logically, is it safe to call aerial masturbation the next SoulCycle?

Miranda Kerr Is Losing Her Muscle Tone