This month, Olivia Munn graces the cover of Allure, her partner-in-Oliviadom Olivia Wilde is on Lucky, and fellow-Olivia Olivia Palermo beams out from the cover of Brides. It can be tough to keep all the Olivias straight! We might even be approaching peak Olivia at the newsstand this month. Herewith, a guide to spotting your Olivias in the wilde — er, wild.
Does your Olivia have freckles? Then that’s Olivia Munn.
Does your Olivia refer to her pregnancy bump as a “badge of pride”? Wilde. Come on; that was child’s play.
Does your Olivia have six, and only six, non-God-given hair highlights? Palermo.
Does your Olivia have a bouquet wedged into the side of her torso? Palermo.
Does your Olivia say, “Fans are just people who are helping you make your dreams come true”? Munn.
Does your Olivia say, “Check out the Marchesa, Oscar de la Renta, or Carolina Herrera shows online. And even if your dream dress comes right off the rack, add your own touch. Play with color. It’s all about the styling!”? Palermo.
Does your Olivia say, “I’m a woman! Look at me making a human! I am a goddess!”? Wilde.