In the world of imagined celebrity sadness, Sad Drake is peaking. Like Sad Jen, the more success that comes to him, the more people wonder if he might be the saddest human in the hemisphere. The level of his conjectured sadness has reached such a point that it is a funny activity when he gets strangers to disparage him to his face — a classic sad-kid sick fantasy. While Drake roiled from annoyance and amusement with this Sad Drake stereotype, he has now turned his supposed sadness on the public that first imagined it.
Here is a collection of people, items, and characters that are sad, maybe sadder than Sad Drake. You can’t vote or anything, but you can think your thoughts to yourself.