In our modern day, limbo is a shared experience and it’s selecting a movie to watch with your significant other. Inside Amy Schumer has addressed this problem with “A Couple Chooses a Movie,” which follows the Onion’s video about Netflix’s new endless-browsing plan. The man cast as Schumer’s boyfriend should get a miniature Emmy for his intonation when he suggests watching Spring Breakers.
The conclusion of this mini-meditation is that movies are the worst. Though I would watch a film with the description: “Kevin Kline is a single father renovating a secret barn. ”