Mila Kunis Reveals Her Birthing Plan in Marie Claire

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As a modern woman and a celebrity, Mila Kunis has several options when it comes to the birth of her child, such as choosing a water birth, employing a midwife, or maybe even delivering her baby in the safe space that is George Clooney’s Lake Como Home for Celebrity Friends. No matter what she chooses, though, fiancé Ashton Kutcher will absolutely not have a front-row seat in the stirrup zone, as Kunis tells Marie Claire:

 Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.

Coincidentally, quotes from Mila Kunis’s Birthing Plan double as a highly effective birth-control method.

Mila Kunis Reveals Her Birthing Plan