Where do the men of America live? Where are the ones with beautiful hair? Where are the tiresome men who still brag about their GPAs? And where are all the self-sufficient, independent dudes of this great country? Welcome to a lesson in bro cartography.
Yes, your questions need not be rhetorical any longer, because Lulu — the so-called Yelp of Men — just released an abbreviated map of the Americas, organized into commonly employed descriptions of the bros therein. Helpfully, the bro atlas has categorized these stereotypes by pros and cons. For example: The adorable men of Seattle, who do their own laundry, are unfortunately still in love with their exes. Geography is wonderful, isn’t it?