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Blake Lively’s Lifestyle Blog Looks Like a Horror Movie


Blake Lively has just officially launched Preserve, her very own internet emporium. It looks like a promotional website for a horror movie in 2005.

Preserve is ensconced in the most shady website color scheme (black background; white writing). Its editorial mission statement features an eerily backlit photo of an ethereal, blonde lady-ghost. The visual language of the psychological thriller is a clear inspiration: Everything is cased in shadow; creepy foliage is foregrounded. The tag text is ominous. Strange metal scraps are highlighted. Even an image for an article about sundaes (which uses libido as a metaphor for ice-cream stacking) has a photo of a woman who looks like she’s screaming.

Welcome to the internet, nightmare-inspo website. We’re so happy to have you.

Here’s Blake Lively’s Lifestyle Blog