Now that Ryan Gosling is off the market and basking in the glow of approaching fatherhood, it’s time to obsessively wonder what his baby with Eva Mendes will look like. Will it have blue eyes like Daddy and pinup-girl good looks like Mommy? Could two ridiculously beautiful people somehow have weird-looking offspring? According to face-predicting artists, the baby will look pretty creepy, just like all other hypothetical face-mash-up celebrity spawn. Forget those and ponder these potential babies instead.