Michelle Rodriguez Is the 2014 Champion of Summer
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Michelle Rodriguez’s Best Summer Ever

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Michelle Rodriguez Engaged in Roundabout Diplomacy

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You invented a game about spotting farm animals on a road trip.

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Michelle Rodriguez Kissed a Noted Heartthrob on a Boat

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A second date went pretty well for you.

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Michelle Rodriguez Took Flight

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You remembered that you had to renew your driver’s license.

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Michelle Rodriguez Stood With Famous People on a Yacht in Ibiza

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Your summer-house share had minimal drama.

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Michelle Rodriguez Stood Symmetrically With Fashionable People

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You found the sunglasses you thought you lost.

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Michelle Rodriguez Acquired a Lovely Fray of Bangs

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You accepted that humidity would somehow make your hair limp and frizzy simultaneously.

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Michelle Rodriguez Captained a Seafaring Vehicle Across Chill Waters

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You enjoyed a ferry ride.

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Michelle Rodriguez Gazed With Unprecedented Calm

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You had an enjoyable nap, with minimal drool-spotting on the couch.

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Michelle Rodriguez Went to Great Lengths to Be Patriotic

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You had one too many beers and two too many hot dogs, right?

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Michelle Rodriguez Dove Into a Chocolate Cake With Masterly Abandon

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You wondered whether a cupcake had been in the sun too long to eat …

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Michelle Rodriguez Enjoyed a Song So Thoroughly

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You engaged in a halfhearted debate about whether the concept of the "song of summer" was a sham.

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Michelle Rodriguez Drove a Car Past a Line of Screaming Admirers

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Your parents' dog was very happy to see you.

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Michelle Rodriguez Shot a Bow Under a Stormy Sky

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You got home before it really started pouring and breathed a satisfying sigh.

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Michelle Rodriguez Showered a Tiny Reptile with Affection

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You ignored a decent-size moth for the sake of peace in the home.


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