In an interview with The Telegraph, Paris Hilton provided a humorous comparison for everyone to laugh about, mentioning a possible connection between her spirit and that of one Mr. Albert Einstein.
She explained her deep connection to the horoscope sign Aquarius, saying:
We are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.
In all earnestness, this woman should get a prize, a commemorative dinner, a blingy epaulet for setting up jokes.
Update: With a March 14 birthday, Einstein is firmly a Pisces, and therefore not an Aquarius. But no matter!