A Portuguese clothier, Salsa, has developed skinny jeans “infused” with fruit scents. There are five scents and five colors, and they go together. Yellow is lemon, and blue is blueberry. Orange, amazingly, is not pumpkin or carrot, but in fact, orange. The company promises at least 20 washes before the jeans lose the fruity smell. No word about whether 10-year-olds across the planet, who all patented this idea in their journals, are seeking creative attribution.