This year, the VMAs red carpet was loud, confusing to the elderly (i.e., us), and rife with celebrities being moderately rude to poor co-host Lucy Hale. But, thank God, at least it wasn’t boring — even if Lucy might have preferred that to Miley Cyrus’s dismissiveness. Join us as we eyeball the highlights, the lowlights, the near-nudity, and the Beyoncé of it all.