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Miley’s Crafts: Just in Service of a 5-Foot-Tall Bong

Miley Cyrus, maniacally joyous crafter for our time, is an artist with a Purpose. Cyrus’s Purpose was a thing of debate, though its empirical existence is shown in the young craftswoman’s devoted pursuit. And now she has revealed her motive: a 5-foot-tall bong.

Her expressive gluing and imaginative pinning is all for this goal. Cyrus is not vain — she happily collaborates with her “fucking beyond kiewl fanz.” And she shall be rewarded for her ambitions. She reports that the apparatus is nearly complete.

Miley’s Crafts Were in Service of a 5-Foot Bong