Gather round squires, for domestic warrior Taylor Swift thinks you know-nothing soldiers are ready to hear her battle stories. She’s from a time when crafting was dangerous. When she was a young knight, you fought tooth and nail for the Valhalla of needlepoint and cookies from scratch. Dangerous projects eliminated the casual dabblers, and she has scars to show her resilient struggle toward glory.
She tells Jimmy Fallon all about a contained interaction with an industrial-strength glue gun and a hot dollop she just couldn’t conquer. But this — this is what made her a true champion. And it is for this battle, she is stronger.