Last winter was brutal enough to inspire fear, even during the balmy month of August. But you know what’s even scarier? The Red Devil hunting and murdering everyone on Scream Queens. At least they look great while running away in terror — the show is full of pastel-colored furs that would be perfect for the upcoming winter.
Faux-fur styles give you the same effect, and there are plenty of them in stores right now. Click ahead to see the best of the bunch. Just don’t attempt to cover up any murders while wearing them.
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Sure, Chanel Oberlin wore a standard-issue prison uniform for her brief stint in jail, but you know she would rather have worn this striped coat inste... Sure, Chanel Oberlin wore a standard-issue prison uniform for her brief stint in jail, but you know she would rather have worn this striped coat instead.
Because Chanel obviously needs a backup prison coat.
For when global warming means it's too warm to wear a coat, but you want to be Chanel No. 7.
For when you live in a frozen tundra (or at least fake Halloween maze) and you need to perfectly coordinate with the landscape as the Chanels do.
The Chanels would wear this over a tight minidress and pearls. For real life, try throwing it over a classic black coat when you hit that low point du... The Chanels would wear this over a tight minidress and pearls. For real life, try throwing it over a classic black coat when you hit that low point during another cloudy winter's day.
Since it's slouchier than most of the pieces on Scream Queens, this would qualify as "off-duty dressing."
As the shortest of the Chanels, No. 6 should look into this super-affordable petite coat. It's cut for her small frame and looks just as expensive as ... As the shortest of the Chanels, No. 6 should look into this super-affordable petite coat. It's cut for her small frame and looks just as expensive as all of the other pieces everyone else wears.
Considering how memorable Halloween was, you know the Kappa Kappa Tau Christmas party will be killer (pun intended). Here's an easy way to make a blac... Considering how memorable Halloween was, you know the Kappa Kappa Tau Christmas party will be killer (pun intended). Here's an easy way to make a black dress special: Throw this over, add earrings, and gain a chic holiday uniform.
Co-president Zayday would never wear the fluffy pastel pieces favored by the others but she'd probably do this cool zip bomber with jeans and black fl... Co-president Zayday would never wear the fluffy pastel pieces favored by the others but she'd probably do this cool zip bomber with jeans and black flat boots.
Thick enough to slow down the Red Devil's blade so that you can make a getaway.
Poor Deaf Taylor Swift! You know she'd fully embrace this cuddly hooded coat were it not for her untimely death.
Take it from security guard Denise: You just need to drape a vibrant fur stole over any outfit to assert dominance over Kappa house.
Cozy, chic, and cream-colored like your favorite Nancy Meyers–esque candle. Just don't vlog your love of both if you want to live.
Hard-core investigating requires a short, warm jacket that won't get in the way of your crushing discovery that your mother is the worst human being e... Hard-core investigating requires a short, warm jacket that won't get in the way of your crushing discovery that your mother is the worst human being ever.
How else will you stay warm in the giant walk-in freezer where you dump your dead bodies?
You can only be dead presidential widows for Halloween once. Next year's Halloween costumes: tragic Wes Anderson heroines, starring Chanel as Margot&n... You can only be dead presidential widows for Halloween once. Next year's Halloween costumes: tragic Wes Anderson heroines, starring Chanel as Margot Tenenbaum.
Close enough to black that you can justify wearing it to all of the untimely funerals you're forced to attend.
Gigi is permanently stuck in the '90s but this psychedelic coat has enough colorful appeal for her to wear when exacting revenge on Kappa house.
Because Chanel No. 5 has a habit of buying chic pieces in an attempt to impress everyone, this beautiful two-tone coat is probably next on her list. T... Because Chanel No. 5 has a habit of buying chic pieces in an attempt to impress everyone, this beautiful two-tone coat is probably next on her list. They'll still joke about her genitalia.
Fluffy, over-the-top, and luxurious enough to perfectly complete Chanel No. 3's sparkly earmuffs.
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