What does one wear, if one is a highly successful international lawyer preparing to transform the world’s most lone-wolf, permanent-seeming bachelor into a dependable married fellow? Ah! Oscar de la Renta has just the thing for this sort of a occasion, and luckily for Amal Alamuddin, it works perfectly for a river-boat-espionage-themed wedding. It’s a long gown, just long enough to entrance a single George Clooney. It leaves shoulders exposed to assert strength. It’s made of French lace, hand-embroidered pearls, diamante stones, and the jealousies of a thousand weeping women.