Upon first reading this Mashable article about the “What Woman Want” category on last night’s episode of Jeopardy, I truly thought it was discussing an SNL spoof. But nope! Turns out Jeopardy is trying to appeal to the ladies, with clever questions about things the ladies like. This includes:
1. Well-fitting Levis.
2. Time away from crying children and housework to finish the crossword puzzle.
3. A vacuum cleaner (and a husband to help use it! Oh ho! Quite droll).
4. Celestial Seasonings “Sleepytime” tea.
5. Time to do Pilates.
As a lady, I of course aced that category, so next I’ll take “People Who Need to Get a Damn Clue and Abstain From Casual Sexism” for $300, Alex.