For what reason is Jessica Simpson power-clashing (wearing mismatched attire to exhibit one’s ascendancy over conventions of coordination, first defined by Jack Donaghy and first imagined by Albert Einstein) with such dedication? What awaits her display of authority? What boardroom tests require such bold displays of preeminence? For she is wearing plaid on plaid on plaid ad infinitum. A business play with great enormity must be on the horizon. Surely, the room will be hers.