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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Having the Best Time Being Single

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Sure, sure, Chris Martin is dating Jennifer Lawrence and she’s a really good girlfriend who convincingly pretends to enjoy Coldplay. So nice for the coupled-up! But it seems like Gwyneth Paltrow is out there having the time of her single life. First, “Page Six” reports that she’s been out and about in “private circles” with her a new paramour, American Horror Story producer Brad Falchuk. Sources describe them as “openly dating, but behind closed doors,” which is code for “she has an attractive sex-friend at her beck and call.”

And then just look at this Instagram video of our girl Gwynnie bopping around in a Tracy Anderson class:

Has anyone ever looked so happy, so free, while doing a complicated aerobic combination? That, my friends, is the bouncing ponytail of a woman who is loving life. The next time you start to feel that “woe is a single lady,” just consider how Paltrow’s living these days. In fact, if Gwynnie wanted to write some kind of Single-Girl Goop Guide, I promise I wouldn’t make fun of it even if it recommended I buy a $600 T-shirt.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Just Having the Best Time