Nicki Minaj Was a Warrior for All Waitresses Who Have Had Pens Stolen

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Blazing pink bonfire Nicki Minaj was once an active vigilante on the front lines of pen-justice. She told Taffy Brodesser-Akner at GQ that while she was a waitress, she chased down a couple who had stolen the pen she left for them to sign their receipt.

For her righteousness — which brought her to a parking lot and caused her to raise her middle finger up toward the all-seeing sky — Minaj was fired from Red Lobster.

After hearing about these repercussions, the writer inquired if this was a “special pen.” Minaj answered: “No. It was the principle.” A pen isn’t just a pen. A pen is a principle. Here ends the Minaj Lessons in Justice, Utensil Edition.

Nicki Minaj Was a Warrior for All Waitresses