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Oprah Rolls With Her Own Stash of Truffles

In a recent news item out of Miami about Oprah’s car crushing a woman’s foot and Oprah transforming this debacle into a blessed experience, it has come to light that Oprah travels with a personal supply of mushrooms.

Oprah, who has just returned from a truffle-foraging adventure, has long requested that truffle byproducts greet her at her hotel rooms. And now, she has journeyed a bridge further to ensure that she is never without her special fungi. This Saturday night, Oprah delivered a personal truffle to a restaurant for the chef to shave onto her hamburger. Must truffles accompany her to all locations? Are truffles the only substance that can properly fuel Oprah with the exact amount of natural decadence? Yes, a thousand times yes, and a thousand truffles to sustain Oprah for all of her days. 

Oprah Rolls With Her Own Stash of Truffles