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118. A Morbidly Gray Sweater Sorry about your fate, dude.
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117. A Fuzzy Bunny Mourning Sweater Fatalism in shades of tangerine-puke. Photo: ABC
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116. A Cardigan That Asks: Rotten Petals or Diseased Snowflakes? It's both, unfortunately, but I bet on the second answer as well. Photo: ABC
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115. A Very Legal Sweater And it's just the backdrop for the most upsetting bow tie you will ever see.
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114. A Sweater for Bobby’s Depression It’s got a pale, pathetic ring of sadness.
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113. A Sweater Vest That Reads: Don't Trust Me As Your Therapist Do you sense mice live in this vest? Discuss.
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112. A Duster in the Shade of a Dirty Cookie This grieving woman needs to leave this grief-room.
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111. A Child-Holding Sweater They can only see big blobs, so you can't offend their eyes with whatever weirdo patterns you found.
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110. A Drab Flirting Sweater If you’ve got that leaning charm, no boring poop-brown will cramp your game.
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109. A Baby-Barf Yellow Pullover An ideal tone for confronting the wretched buoyancy of evil.
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108. A Sweater With the Largest Armpits What do these hold?
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107. Enormous Sweater Pile for Sneaking Out Madeleine’s trying to blend into the layers of this television series.
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106. A Creepy Yet Cozy Sweater Twin Peaks is very good at presenting a balance of both good and evil, light and dark, which is perhaps why this s... more
106. A Creepy Yet Cozy Sweater Twin Peaks is very good at presenting a balance of both good and evil, light and dark, which is perhaps why this sweater is gray.
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105. A Deconstructed Argyle A chilly diner forces its customers to gaze upon upsetting woolen items.
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104. A Dramatic Elbow-Region Sweater Good for pointed yet veiled remarks about upcoming peril.
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103. A Burgundy Fair Isle Hidden Under a Corduroy-Sweater-Jacket Blend Norma: not doing herself any favors.
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102. A Long-Ass Sweater On a rando in Horne’s department store.
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101. A Sweater With a Line of Diamonds They march in circles: endless, bleak, and meaningless loops.
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100. A Lonely Argyle Sweater Why separate these shapes, if you're going to have them? Oh, because this series is about the impossible chaos of ni... more
100. A Lonely Argyle Sweater Why separate these shapes, if you're going to have them? Oh, because this series is about the impossible chaos of nihilistic solitude?
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99. A Cheerleader Pullover A bright color cannot improve a pointless journey. Photo: ABC
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98. A Sweater of Discontinued Lines Just randomly halting stripes, like so many cold leads.
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97. A Sweater That Says Small Town, Big Questions About Morality It's teal and it's real, and it works for serving coffee. Photo: ABC
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96. An Evil Prep-School Cardigan It is the color of basements and also despair.
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95. A Floating Fair Isle Sweater Lucy is reading a book about Tibet in this sweater.
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94. Another Floating-Argyle Accent Sweater Two were made, two were worn: the Twin Peaks story. Photo: ABC
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93. A Strutting to Your Chauffeur Sweater A benignly annoying pink, like an unwanted pleasantry.
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92. A Teal Counter-Cleaning Cardigan Emerald, yet homey.
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91. A Red Sweater of Insanity This cardigan represents retrogressive rage.
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90. A Stealthy Burgundy Sweater Madeleine huddles into some chunky sleeves.
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89. A Drab Sweater for Soup Freak-Outs A rando diner resident.
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88. A Bubblicious Cardigan A deep V and deep feelings.
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87. A Renaissance-Sleeve Diner Sweater Great for loading up that bus tray.
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86. A Businesslike Sage Sweater A perfect tone for the tough questions.
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85. A Sweater of the Other Sister If you isolate the hoop earrings, this is a cool outfit choice. Photo: ABC
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84. A Chunky Navy Knit It's not this sweater's fault, but this is an extremely distressing display of enthusiasm.
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82 and 83. Tangerine and Brown Dream-Band Knits Great for inexplicably starting a band for five minutes at the end of an episode.
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82 and 83. Tangerine and Brown Dream-Band Knits Great for inexplicably starting a band for five minutes at the end of an episode.
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81. A Twee Thick-Knit Sweater Vest Only part of a sweater, but all of the sweater feelings.
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80. A Sweater for a Little Sister's Poetry Reading A snowflake for every time she used the thesaurus.
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79. A Full Dose of Fair Isle Sweater Constantly varied patterns, just like the moral mayhem of this television show.
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78. A Jewel-Tones-of-Distress Sweater A color for every stage of mourning. Photo: ABC
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77. An Orange Paperwork Sweater Shelly’s sorting out some finances.
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76. A Collared Auburn Pullover Made just for bed-pouting on an orange throw.
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75. A Three Peaks Sweater It’s impossible to conceive of a world in which violent monster Leo wears this dorky bulky knit, but I guess he does.&n... more
75. A Three Peaks Sweater It’s impossible to conceive of a world in which violent monster Leo wears this dorky bulky knit, but I guess he does.
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74. A Cold-Compress Sweater Armoire brown and very soothing.
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73. A Flashback Sweater Those birds certainly represent something, but it's anyone's guess. Photo: ABC
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72. A Good Hallway Cardigan Donna struts to her locker with a full skirt and full set of theories about love and friendship.
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71. A Broken-Arm Sweater Soft and suited to be a makeshift sling.
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70. A Newscaster Sweater This sweater seems to say: Moths, I welcome ye .
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69. A Reasonably Loose Sweater The sweaters in Twin Peaks come in two speeds: tight as a Band-Aid, or loose as change.
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68. A Nurse Sweater Healing shades.
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67. A Plain Black Sweater Simple on the surface, a universe of nihilism below. Photo: ABC
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66. A Flowery Petal Explosion A thick pile of pattern.
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65. A Sweater Whose Floating Stars Represent Chaos One of Donna’s many mourning sweaters.
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64. A White Turtleneck for the Courtroom Perfect for casting judgment, throwing stones, throwing shade.
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63. A Sweater for Pastry Clutching, Santa-Mug Wielding Lucy is a professional woman who thinks about multitasking and fate.
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62. A Sympathetic-Mom Sweater It says: I'm here to listen.
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61. A Gentle Gray Snuggling Sweater Shelly nestles.
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60. A Partying-Nordic Animal Sweater Tearing up that lodge hotel.
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59. Another Nordic Party Monster Leaning up against a wall, enjoying his trip to the American West Coast/purgatory?
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58. A Grief Sweater A pain so terrible, a stage of grief for every thread.
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57. Kindly Gray, Kindly Pink Sweaters Dad meets boyfriend, both of them have gentle, cozy warm sweaters.
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56. A Diamond Knit With a Thick-Ass Neck So enticing, it’s got Agent Cooper crushing.
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55. Old Fellows Fighting at a Funeral Sweater Red and fiery and still filled with sass, goddamn it!
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54. A Short-Sleeved Gray Sweater for Morning Seduction Agent Cooper has no time for that, however prim. Photo: ABC
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53. A Sweater That Is Too Much to Describe Rivaled only by the collar, the ultimate in ineffable clothing items.
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52. A Supportive-Spouse Sweater Purple and replete with resentment and loyalty.
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51. A Sweater That Is So '90s and Yet So '40s A delicate balancing act in cashmere. Photo: ABC
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50. A Green Confrontation Sweater Deep, steadfast. Photo: ABC
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49. A Bright and Nubby Knit Number Good for reading a piece of paper.
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48. A Sweater That Matches a Watch That Matches a Soul The color of plotting seduction. Photo: ABC
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47. A Dark-Jade Boating Sweater Shades as deep as the sea. Photo: ABC
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46. A Beige Sweater for the Easily Duped Gullible colors.
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45. A Floral-Shoulder Knit Petals, stripes, everything bonkers.
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44. A Laughing-Party Fair Isle Sweater What an enjoyable gathering in a bright corner of hell!
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43. A Tiny Turtleneck Periwinkle and itsy.
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42. A Sweater for Shooting Pale blue with the purest fire of rage.
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41. A Harry S. Sweater Hidden beneath his oversize tweed blanket of jacket and buried feelings.
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40. A Light-Repairs Sweater Vanilla-bean shade and excellent for reaching.
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39. An Elegant White Sweater Blouse Flower embroidery.
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38. A Collegiate Cardigan for Dancing Upsettingly Stripes on stripes. Photo: ABC
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37. An Elongated Argyle Sweater Why did someone put this under a fringe suede jacket: the biggest mystery of this show.
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36. A Sensitive James Sweater It’s even got a little touch of lavender in there. Photo: ABC
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35. An Orchid Sweater for Wooing an Orchid Grower A hothouse flower.
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34. A Passionate Ruffled Sweater As red as Mars, as ringed as Saturn, as bright as the burning sun.
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33. A Black V-Neck for Edgy Diner-Times One bad review and she’s on the dark side.
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32. A Soft Cerulean for Deep Sadness Donna’s bummed out again.
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31. A Perfect Jerk Cardigan Jaunty, annoying, full of itself.
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30. A Lagoon-Green Sweater for Lodge Spying It blends into the tree walls so well.
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29. A Mint-Green Locker-Loading Sweater Donna: working those pastels hard.
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28. A Royal-Purple Turtleneck, With Brooch Fancy, huh.
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27. A Sweater That Matches a Log Alternating shades of tawny and deep bark.
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26. A Color-Block Sweater for Apply Lip Liner Important inspirations for staying between the lines.
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25. A Dove-Gray Nancy Meyer Cardigan Warm, cozy, paired with a lovely cocktail.
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24. A Lawyerly Grandpa Sweater These buttons are just called "grandpa buttons," yes?
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23. A Phone-Call-Transferring Sweater This is the first sweater we see in Twin Peaks ! Lucy is transferring phone calls with aplomb.
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23. A Phone-Call-Transferring Sweater This is the first sweater we see in Twin Peaks ! Lucy is transferring phone calls with aplomb.
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22. A Thick Stripe Pullover Black, white, red all over: a newspaper, or this sweater.
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21. A Kindly Sweater Vest A dash of judgment, a heaping spoonful of sympathy.
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20. A Soft Nubby Sweater for Searching Thoughts Donna wonders if James is helpful at all, actually.
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19. An All-Things Sweater Diamond, curvy rectangles, circular accents. It’s all things, and it’s useful for wearing while holding a flyswatter.&n... more
19. An All-Things Sweater Diamond, curvy rectangles, circular accents. It’s all things, and it’s useful for wearing while holding a flyswatter.
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17 and 18. A Matching Gray Sweater Dress and Cardigan Plus a bonus orange knit friend.
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16. A Gown-Length Log Lady Sweater For the last episode of Twin Peaks , the only sweater comes with wisdom and gravitas.
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15. A Gray-Frump Sweater to Herd Beauty Queens Into the Right Room It brings the business. Photo: ABC
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11, 12, 13, and 14. High-School Hallway Sweaters They do not have heat in this building.
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10. A Magical-Healing Sweater Red crosses, florals, pulling out all the stops to bring Cooper back to health.
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9. A Star-Hip Sweater A holster of light in this universe of endless dark.
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8. A Smoking-in-the-Bathroom Sweater Half lace, all sass.
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7. A Hawk Sweater! Excellent upper-arm adornments.
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6. An Agent Cooper Sweater! Sophisticated, brunette, slimming, intelligent.
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5. A Square Sweater Ideal for judging those dirty mags.
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4. A Shut-the-Mill-Down Sweater Autumn brown and ready to make some mysteriously motivated changes around here.
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2 and 3. Two Sneaky-Detective Sweaters Off to some secret business.
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1. A Spooky, Sexy-Forest Cardigan Horrifying branches in the void: the moral void where our souls meet our shadow souls and battle, endlessly for... more
1. A Spooky, Sexy-Forest Cardigan Horrifying branches in the void: the moral void where our souls meet our shadow souls and battle, endlessly forever, in the years 1990 and 1991 and then again in 2016.
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