Sage Halloween Advice From Sex Guru Dr. Ruth

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Conventional Halloween wisdom includes: Decline unwrapped treats, inspect all your candy for razor blades, and make sure your costume isn’t horrifyingly offensive. But here’s a new one, compliments of octogenarian sex therapist Dr. Ruth:

Thanks, Dr. R. This is the perfect advice for those seeking a sensual Halloween experience with a “Mr. Goodbar” (or, hey, even Three Musketeers, no judgment), or a salacious walk of shame story to send the Cut next year.

Sage Halloween Advice From Sex Guru Dr. Ruth