Beyoncé Enumerates Her Problems, With a Leotard

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Photo: beyonce.com

Despite a best-selling album, a triumphant world tour, and a new shop to sell her wares, Beyoncé has many problems. Ninety-nine of them, in fact.

She made this confession on her website, via swimsuit (or is it a bodysuit?). The nature of these problems is unclear, but this much is certain: Her ass, according to the bodysuit, is not one of them.

Beyoncé Enumerates Her Problems, With a Leotard