Wandering deity Jared Leto usually finds himself in the favor of those who gaze at his pileous being. Not on this day, however. He has posted a test for the world’s attraction and the world has failed.
At least he can take comfort in knowing that he has located the pale and safely return to charted territory. Don’t worry about him too much; he’s able to wear caftans and fanny packs and remain at super-babe status.