Keira Knightley, Anthropologist, Observes Tech Billionaires in Their Natural Habitat


Noted anthropologist Keira Knightley has just returned from far-off travels in Silicon Valley to deliver her report. She contemplated a handful of tech billionaires and noted unusual attire (Crocs, hoodies), notable abodes (honkingly huge manses), strange mating rituals (offers of spaceship observations). Her findings, perfectly transcribed by Nitasha Tiku at Valleywag, will likely be expanded into a book with exactly two semicolons in the title.

Keira Knightley: Anthropologist of Billionaires