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Drake Has a Mystical Hat for Eating Cheese

Drake, an established connoisseur of life itself, recently praised the transformative power of hats. For example, a khaki, brimmed affair with air vents can make a “meal feel more exotic.” The hat reportedly even curdled some dairy products into a more lavish state, as he reports, “Cheddar was looking more like a provolone or a rare Brie.”

As usual, it’s a good day to be Drake. 

Drake Has a Mystical Hat for Eating Cheese