Human goatee Joey Fatone announced that his former colleague Justin Timberlake is expecting a baby with his wife Jessica Biel. Here’s Fatone’s full report on other people’s news: “He told me a while ago, and I kept my mouth shut. But now I can talk about it! Jessica is awesome, and Justin is a kid at heart.” All told, it was a solid presentation of facts up front; analysis to follow up.
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